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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

So they tried

Why does it feel like music today is boring?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dopamine Neurons Map Future Rewards, Not Just Past Ones - Neuroscience News

share office space ...

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Dotemu’s CEO on how it makes new games that feel retro - The Verge

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Porsche Still Offers The Single Greatest And Possibly Most Excessive Feature In All Of Automobiles - The Autopian

Nuts and Butts

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Microsoft belatedly attempts to tame USB-C confusion with its rules for PC OEMs - Ars Technica

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Fever received 'good news' after Sophie Cunningham's injury, but will she play in next game? - IndyStar

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

9 morning habits of people who age slower than everyone else, according to psychology - VegOut

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

The Center of Our Universe Does Not Exist. A Physicist Explains Why. - ScienceAlert

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

5 daily habits suggested by top US doctor that protect the brain from early cognitive decline - Times of India

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Bryce Huff thankful he landed with 49ers - NBC Sports