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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:13

Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
So they tried
Why does it feel like music today is boring?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dopamine Neurons Map Future Rewards, Not Just Past Ones - Neuroscience News
share office space ...
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Dotemu’s CEO on how it makes new games that feel retro - The Verge
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Microsoft belatedly attempts to tame USB-C confusion with its rules for PC OEMs - Ars Technica
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
9 morning habits of people who age slower than everyone else, according to psychology - VegOut
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
The Center of Our Universe Does Not Exist. A Physicist Explains Why. - ScienceAlert
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids